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Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
by dreepos March 30, 2023
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Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.
Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?
by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020
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GET NOSCOPED

The most legendary gamer term of all time, tased on for generations from our fathers and his fathers before him... This term is the most sought after, epic, and boss term of all time. Having the honor to use this is beyond none other. The shiver that runs up your spine lets you know, that you just hit that shot, you were recording, and your friends were watching you. This term however, is very overused, it saddens the community when an 8-year-old squeaker shouts this from the rooftops as he plunges off a building. This term has not been used in centuries, it is gone but not forgotten.
Over voice chat.

<swagsnipes420> THATS RIGHT!!! GET NOSCOPED!!!

<HotAndIcy> never tarnish that slogan you imbecile

<ReadEmAndWeep> please no
<goldforall> never forget...
by PolishDom November 4, 2020
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Get Deleted

A family friendly way to tell someone to kill themselves
Guy-"you're fat"

Guy2-"go Get Deleted"
by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022
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Get long

Ayo bro, wanna get long later tonight?
by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021
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Get Lip

The term for kissing when he/she is an 8.7234 or above.
You guys may be good at pong, but did you get lip last night? Didn’t think so.
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get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.
Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.
by the waldizzo September 15, 2006
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