Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

Friends

Something I don’t have

“Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”

by Friends?? August 28, 2019

friend

A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion

"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

friend

Friends rock! Yea, they do!!!!!

friend.

OMG! Last night, I touched her boob, then, we fucked on her mom's bed! Then i ate her out, and she went and i found her with a girl and they were licking eachothers clits, and that LESBIANNNNN! boobieeee!

by jfskdl;aj fsdafsda August 15, 2006