Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

fountain fucker

Somone that has made a girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."

by Robbo November 13, 2016

The Red Fountain School for Specialists

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.

by urbandictionaryvea October 28, 2022

Titty Milk Fountain

While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.

There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)

by anonymous November 23, 2020

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

fountain of youth

when a person(s) get sprayed with an unreasonably amount of baby cum causing you to have the ability to be young again.

I got sprayed by the fountain of youth at the daycare again!!!

by Mickey mouse Crackhouse April 21, 2022