cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.

Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

Cereal

Something Kendrick Lamar eats while watching Cartoons

Cartoons and (Cereal!) I ain't felt this (Good since!)
Scrooge McDuck (Here we go!), elementary hood shit

by yopierreyouwannacomeouthere June 19, 2021

Cereal

An emphatic affirmation

Man,I'm cereal about going to the concert

by Savoirefaire62 December 08, 2023

Cereal

Serious

Are you cereal?

by $iddy Boost November 25, 2018

cereal

1. the thing you eat in the morning when you have nothing else to eat.
2. the thing you eat in the morning when you lazy as fuck.

I'm gonna eat some cereal today.

by fxLight August 06, 2017

Cereal

Cold soup

"Cereal is just cold soup" She explained.

by SQUIRREL CHILD March 18, 2021

Cereal

1) Mushy sweet stuff you eat for breakfast

2) A nickname for cute, sweet, little Jackie

1. I'm gonna eat a big bowl of cereal for breakfast this morning. Scratch that. Make it a VERY big bowl.

by Sizer95deOlive June 11, 2024