Flakebooking

A self-deprecating Facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.

Flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. They have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.

"I am so ugly!" Says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to Flakebook.

"My new TV takes up my whole living room! *sadface*"
Oh ya Seth is flakebooking again. He starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. It's just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.

by an-g-1985 February 6, 2010

flakeage

the act of a small amount of snow falling from the sky;

the beginning of any snow fall, or when it seems to be lightly snowing.

"Has it started snowing yet?"
"Yeah! I think i see some flakeage falling!"

by love love loveeee November 30, 2009

Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)

I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah

by Me Forever July 2, 2012

Flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

Nick said he was going to go to his birthday getty but he did not, he is the biggest flake.

by Acan October 3, 2016

Flake

An unreliable person, someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

1. Sara agreed to attend a social gathering event, but never turn up. Sara is a flake.

by Uzi712 January 14, 2017

Faker than them seagulls

The seagulls are fake af so if your're faker than them.... you really out there. Reel it in and make some friends

You bout faker than them seagulls

by Yeetohthecheetoh October 6, 2019

Shit Flake Ballet

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

by Höegardener October 18, 2010