Twit-flake

A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.

This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."

by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020

Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.

by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020

crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.

That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.

by Phleb82 May 10, 2016

flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised

Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.

by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018