Burning Finger

When someone fingers another with one or more STD's, their finger is now burning with STD's

Hey, Brad has a burning finger from Mariah.

by austine315 November 6, 2016

Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

Milky Finger

A one fingered cum slap. Generally reserved for your worst enemies.

I milky fingered him right in the eye!

by CocoReborn November 26, 2018

three finger fatty bo batty

A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.

Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."

by truthpolicemotherfucker September 24, 2019

Dave Finger

An unwanted object in the frame of the photo

"I was looking at your photo and there was a Dave Finger in it"

by Zingler October 7, 2019

Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.

After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!

by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020