Dickly feet

Feet that smell like absolute dick and look like they've gone through WWII

Fabian has such dickly feet for a ladies man

by itsRaySorryFabianIwasBored June 20, 2016

Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

Chico Feet

After getting so unbearably wasted you lose your shoes you walk bare foot through a Chico State frat house and accumulating dried cum, puke, blood, and dirt on the bottom of your feet

Dude after Justin finished railing that Chico trash she walked through his room and she left with some serious Chico Feet

by Kurger Bing September 14, 2020

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

Feet tickler

Someone who likes to touch people’s feet without consent.

Yeah Lillie started to tickle my foot yesterday when she slept round.she is a feet tickler

by BIGBUNDABATMAN May 25, 2021

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

5280 feet

A nerd

Wow a mile is 5280 feet... nerd

by Faint 750 December 25, 2020