Farmer Aidan

Farmer Aidan has done some raunchy stuff. He may flirt with you through “Houseparty” or “Instagram”. He may tell you that he likes you and is interested in you but that is just because, like he said on his Houseparty, “so HMU if you ever want to do anything”.

If you meet Farmer Aiden, hit up your cool Indian friend to expose him for fucking a pig and having a pig son and a pig wife. That Indian friend will tell him to Alpaca his bags and leave you alone.

“Farmer Aidan, how’s the piggy family?”

by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018

Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

Farmer Gucci

The Gucci wear of farmers that usually consists of Carhartt, Wrangler , and Levi

"I got farmer Gucci"
"Do you have any farmer Gucci here"

by Farmerjk May 7, 2019

star farmer

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.

That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.

by katie tran August 17, 2004

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

Mule Farmers Wife

Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.

Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife

by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010