false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.

Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!

by Mati Allin November 23, 2020

False underdog story

One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.

There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

False ally

An emey. Someone who pretends to be your ally so they can get close enough to kill you.

She wanted you to give her the key and open your heart to her, but Liquid had other plans for the key once she got it from you. She was your false ally.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

false..hope

the most beautiful person ever in the whole world

Person one: you are mutuals with false..hope on tiktok?? im so jealous
Person two: heck yea

by false..hope..fan April 15, 2021