A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing
BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
by Falcon7489 December 19, 2015
Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
by Russell Goat December 15, 2022
“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”
“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”
“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”
by Toadman27 February 22, 2022
When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
Falcon Punch
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
by speedestboy November 01, 2023