Father

Something that doesn't exsist

Friend: girlfriend=father
Person: well then delete mematic

by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019

Feather falling

The thing you use to prevent you from being deaded by fall damage

I put feather falling on my cat and through her off the Eiffel Tower sadly she died

by Imthedenverguy February 29, 2020

father

someone niggas like me will never meet

"jimmy where is your father?"
"Sir, I'm brown"
"oh that's right"

by bee.nigga May 24, 2020

FatherRubenDias

Used to be called GoatToure, elite FT account who likes to troll

“I sent FatherRubenDias a dm and he replied! oh... he told me to get a life. pain.”

by Fernandinho is hot March 4, 2021

Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina

You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!

by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

Father Complex

Boys who are protective and controlling over their girlfriend. They like to feel dominant while taking care of their gf. Perfect for girls with daddy issues

He has a father complex when he dates girls

by Joeateouturnan July 15, 2021