MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

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Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020

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Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016

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parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

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speedtest envy

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours

Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.

by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024

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Cloud envy is self explanatory; being envious of the clouds and truly wanting to flow, and be free, just like them. This phrase is used by Shikamaru from Naruto in the Chunin Exams where he is stressed out and looks to the sky with cloud envy wishing his life was easy and that he could just go with the flow without a care in the world.

Person 1: Ugh i'm so stressed rn, I wish i could just let everything go.

Person 2: Sounds like you got cloud envy my guy.

by jj'sfav July 8, 2023

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