Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?

by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010

edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

Edward and holly

Holly loves Edward with all her heart

Edward and holly love each other xx

by I am ????? October 30, 2019

Daniel edwards

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.

Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny

by Fat knob master May 2, 2022

Edward Duran

he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.

man that guys a real Edward Duran helping him and making fun of him

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011