Dusty Hobnob

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!

by acme15 October 29, 2019

a dusty tucker

When you push your dick back against your taint and it gets stuck so you end up sharting on it

Dude I wedged my dick and balls between my legs last night but I couldn’t get them out so I gave myself a dusty tucker on accident

by Ephwan January 11, 2021

Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 20, 2021

Dusty Mustang

The times where old men still get it up high enough to do their wives olden style.

Old woman: Happy Birthday Herbet!
Old man: Thank you deary
Old woman: I think this calls for a special night tonight...
Old man: Just you wait sugar pie, I'm gonna bust out the ol' Dusty Mustang on you.

by Dick Riculous March 15, 2011

dusty treadmill

Dusty treadmill: When a girl has had her can pounded so much that it hangs down and causes shit particles to collect underneath

I Swear she ripped ass and clouded the bus stop with her dusty treadmill.

by Indestro October 10, 2023

dusty lynn

my love, i love you to the moon and back times infinity.

savannah loves only dusty lynn

by uurrmmoomm April 16, 2023

Dusty Rotunda

When you’re having sex and you pull out then use the pussy juice to stick dust from the ceiling fan or top of the nightstand lampshade to the tip of your dick and then fuck her in the ass.

“Jane was being bitchy last night, so I gave her a dusty rotunda.”

by Curto131 October 7, 2023