Doughnut Fuck

When a guy puts his cock through adoughnut(usually a suger glazed) and then proceeds to either get a BJ, fuck the pussy or ass. It's helpful for those with really big cocks to add extra cushioning. Sometimes after the fuck, if the doughnut isn't destroyed, then someone can eat it.

Last night my girlfriend said if I wanted to fuck her ass then she needed a Doughnut fuck cause my cock is too big. After the workout she needed a suger boost so she finished off the doughnut.

by Happytime January 30, 2009

New England Cookie Dough

When you insert crumbled up dog biscuits (preferably IAMS brand) into another person's anus and then eat them out.

After the Red Sox won the World Series, my pahtner and I headed to PetSmaht to get some ingredients for New England cookie dough.

by Brooke Saul March 15, 2008

droughted

to feel thirsy or dehydrated

"Man, I need a drink. I feel so droughted!"

by Brett November 18, 2004

California Drought

The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry

"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"

"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"

by Lee-Shaw January 18, 2009

lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

by Marc April 4, 2005

doughnut runner

A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.

After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.

by Mulatto Jmo March 16, 2008

Doughnuting

The art of going on a night out and avoiding to getting any action. For some people this is a hobby

Me: Tim you are so good at doughnuting!
Tim: I know. I even walked her back home without making a move

by The doughnut November 29, 2013