Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009
Get the Douche Goulashmug. by matt musser March 26, 2007
Get the douche hammermug. by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012
Get the Douche Clotmug. A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Get the Petri Douchemug. by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019
Get the smoking douchemug. The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".
This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
by madderisback January 6, 2012
Get the douche swordmug. Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
by Bboxed June 13, 2014
Get the Douche pistolmug.