ditched-n-missed

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.

Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.

by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Ditch Lickers

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.

those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers

by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012

in the ditch

when conversations have run awry and lead to an awkward or mistaken understanding.

As soon as he started talking about the rusty trombone the conversation was in the ditch and headed for the gutter.

by Reaze February 1, 2016

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015

Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021