dirty santa claus 

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

dirty santa claus by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

dirty vuji 

A Person so low and dirty they often engage in intercourse with animals and/or family members.

Dude1: Look at that freak screwing his dog again..
Dude2: Yeah I know, hes such a Dirty Vuji.

dirty vuji by David Biernack April 24, 2008

dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

dirty pint 

Pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. Usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday 'treat'.

A Dirty Pint could consist of:
5 shots of Bell's whisky
3 shots of Gordon's gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
Half a pint of Guiness.

dirty pint by Scott_000 September 4, 2008

Dirty Egyptian 

To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").

The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.

Chardonnay was being frottaged by a couple of guys on the tube last night so she decided to be a good sport and helped them to a dirty Egyptian.

Dirty Egyptian by Orangenbaum March 8, 2013

Dirty Turkey 

A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.

I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?

Dirty Turkey by Spiritualist January 15, 2020

Dirty Easton 

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word

“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton

Dirty Easton by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020