Diesel

A fatass with no balls

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down

by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021

Diesel

A stupid fucking alcoholic. Probably has made an attempt to seduce your mom.

Dude, Diesel fucked my mom.

Diesel, you have a drinking problem.

by Fatdykefuck June 29, 2020

Diesel

An annoying brat who steals binders and gives them to people who eat them

Diesel is annoying and no body likes him

by blue green yellow May 28, 2019

diesel

outstanding; amazing; a better version of “gas”

Bro that shirt is so diesel.

by SmartSpoon12 March 1, 2019

Vin Diesel

A man with inherent family values

Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!

Vin Diesel: Because Family

by stupendisss July 11, 2021

The Big Diesel

The sexual position of a heavier man and a skinny woman. The man puts his barrel (beer belly) on top of the woman’s butt and gives her back shots.

We did the Big Diesel last night. I could feel his barrel on my back, felt sooo good

by Urbandihhhtionary November 9, 2025

Red Diesel

Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)

You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022