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Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.
Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.
by McSpreader February 25, 2024
mugGet the Donnie Dump Diapersmug.

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021
mugGet the Ditch diapermug.

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
by Oug777 February 3, 2019
mugGet the Diaper handmug.

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.
Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.
by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021
mugGet the Dirty diapermug.

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
mugGet the Cock Diapermug.

Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.
Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!
by Mama Emily May 22, 2010
mugGet the Diaper Couturemug.

aldut diapers

not funny like seriously who searches up aldut diapers?
by Stickingoutyougyat November 4, 2023
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