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Q-Dave

Q-Dave won the leadership race by acclamation after Appadurai was disqualified.
by Jordapolis October 20, 2022
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Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves
I only got the job because of the Dave rule
by samgreg January 3, 2022
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Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.
Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!
by Joe Ander June 10, 2004
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slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.
by Paul July 6, 2004
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Dave Grohl

by Dylan Grohl October 21, 2008
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Dave Wright

A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.
*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*

"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"

Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"
by Englishhammer December 14, 2010
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Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.
I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!
by Suck me hard September 15, 2010
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