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donkey knob

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.
...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.
by Ian July 30, 2003
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donkey wolloper

A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.
I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !
by muffindamule October 6, 2006
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donkey tits

Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.
Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"

Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"

Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"

Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"
by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010
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Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010
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C-Donkey

A term that refers to a woman who is an extreme whore. Typically found sucking dick for cocaine and/or meth. Habitats include larger, urban cities as well as smaller communities (e.g. Altus, OK.)
That girl is such a C-Donkey: she doesn't know who either of her baby's daddies are, and she has gonnorhea.
by Andrea n' Patrick March 23, 2008
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Crazy Donkey

A place where people go to macc biddddies or guys. its stupid because there will be no relationship outcome out of it. girls go there dressed to get raped and the guys go there to look like douchebags
I'm gunna go mack some shit at the Crazy Donkey
by KT:) August 29, 2010
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Bring it on like Donkey Kong

A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.

It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.

After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
"I'd like to see you win this round of pool!"

"Just wait- I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong!"
by bringing it on since 81 August 14, 2009
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