chumpy

a small penis, can also be used to describe an assclown

that kid with the studded belt buckle and AAHS! band shirts is chumpy

by capital May 10, 2003

getting campy

To get fucked up by a various means simultaneously, normally with drugs and alchohol. Taken from a spoof on an Old Navy commercail, it just sounds like a good way to describe being totally wasted.

"Let's get campy"
"Ok pass the bong over here and grab me a beer from the fridge"

There's nothing better than getting campy on friday night.

by C-Hum June 18, 2006

Cumpire

A gay baseball player. Doesn't actually have to be an umpire though.

Doug: Hey man, I just got a job cleaning the bases off at Whocares Stadium!

Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.

Doug: Why?

Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!

Doug: Ho snap!

Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!

by Doug and Justin.. Yeah.. June 6, 2007

clumpy

the act of recieving oral sex while curbing someone

"Robert didnt feel making him bite the curb was ruthless enough, so he made the kid's girlfriend give him a clumpy"

by mikemikemikeee February 5, 2008

Cump

An apparatus for holding male ejaculation

I went to donate sperm, and the nurse handed me a cump for my man juice

by D. Bud September 1, 2016

Cummy Bog Roll

Where someone uses the inside tube if a bog roll to masturbate, you must keep the actual paper on the roll during the duration of your pleasurable activities. (For best use force a grandma to watch whilst strapped naked to a metal chair)

Yo bro, wanna come over later and have some CUMMY BOG ROLL fun?

by Cummy author April 29, 2019

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003