I went home with this baddy from the club for some freaky time. I asked for a golden shower and didn’t realize she was on her period. I got the cranberry lemonade treatment boiiii!
by Limabravo007 June 18, 2025
Get the Cranberry Lemonade mug.An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay
Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week
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Get the freaking cranberry mug.When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.
Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.
by Tmin January 19, 2018
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"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
Wanna sprite cranberry? -Jesus of Nazareth
by Patroneme January 11, 2019