sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.

Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.

by pnutbutta May 28, 2011

Cover song

“Who would parody a song from another artist?”

Van Halen on Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher”

Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher” is a pale compared to Van Halen’s.

by Hdj007 August 14, 2023

Under cover blown

When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.

I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Ass- Coverers

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).

Yo, how this bitch gonna wear ass-coverers under her white pants?

by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005

covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit

my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains

by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022