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Something Corporate

A very terrible group from some random place... yeah, not important. Their song "Konstantine" is probably one of the worst songs known to man, and a Britney Spears song is a lot more enjoyable.
And that's saying something, because Something Corporate sucks ;)
by Kikyo Maaka May 4, 2009
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copulate

That's one hot police officer and I want to copulate so bad!
by thomaseu March 3, 2015
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Corporate Gestapo

HR
Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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copulate self

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.
The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!
by Dr. Mann February 2, 2004
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Corporate Trombone

Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.
Me: Hey Sunit.

Sunit: Yeah?

Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!
by JayPee84 October 1, 2010
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Corporate Boob

The things and way a company spends or wastes it's money on things that does barely anything to contribute to the well-being of the company.

Like a pair of boobs on a girl. A pair of big boobs does nothing for the girl herself, but does wonders for everyone around.
Your company is spending so much money on Corporate boob, you get free dinners, parties. My company on the other hand has barely anything to squeeze.
by KCTM October 11, 2012
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coagulated

you are coagualted leave me alone!!
by Sniperco. June 10, 2003
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