Coding

The act of creating that is or labeling something or someone as coded.

I'm not good at writing, so I use coding to make all my characters... it's easier.

by Muttemor August 23, 2021

Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.

Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!

by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010

Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.

Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

Chief Leaky Colon

What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.

Friend #1: What smells like Asschwitz in here?

Friend #2: It's me, your buddy Chief Leaky Colon

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Codnetting

Spending hours reading and being fasinated by random useless information on the internet by clicking from link to link to link until you have lost all concept of why, how & what you are reading. Usually done by people that are under the influence.

Derived from the word codshit

I've ended up Codnetting again, I find myself reading about Mowgli Syndrome, which a got to from Ferral Kids, before that was...... errrrrr.

by astunner69 May 31, 2009

smokey colon

What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.

"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 8, 2009

Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.

Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!

by Sugilite April 5, 2010