Cock Monkey

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.

She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

cock juice

Another term for Sperm

He's fucking gay!
He drinks cock juice in the morning!

by Fukaface! April 13, 2011

schrödinger's cock

Schrödinger's cock: a cock, a flask of whiskey, and a porno magazine are placed in a sealed box. If an externalal monitor detects alcohol, the flask is shattered, releasing the whiskey, which kills the boner. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cock is simultaneously erect and flacid. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cock either erect or flacid not both erect and flacid. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.Schrödinger's cock is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.1 It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cock that may be simultaneously both erect and flacid,2345678 a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.

He has a Schrödinger's cock. Everytime I look it changes states!

by pen15inme February 19, 2018

cock book

A Cock book is basically another word for a porno magazine.

Cpl. Ray Person: "Wait, are you talking about like jerking off without using any hands?"

Sgt. Antonio Espera: "No, Dog! I'm talking about fucking any girl you want, all in your mind."

Cpl. Ray Person: "You need one hand at least to hold the cock book."

by rotating snowflake January 4, 2010

Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

Cock Mouth

When an individual has their mouth in the shape that a cock could perfectly fit in there.

Man, I was checking her pictures out on facebook. She definitely has got a cock mouth.

by PhoneEatingBear December 14, 2010