Mr.I buy cloths everyday

A person who thinks they are rich but are actually a loser and are no where near rich

Person:Hi my name is Mr.I buy cloths everyday

You: ahhh a loser ahh boring

by LocalShopAssistant July 13, 2018

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Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying

Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

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When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.

"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"

by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018

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Drip Cloth

The cloth you place under your girl to catch the man milk you just pumped into her as you pull out. Incontinence pads work best for heavy loads while a microfiber cloth is best for smaller, daily inseminations. A darker drip cloth is reccomend when there is a competing flow or anal.

Forgot to use a drip cloth with the lady and now I have to wash my Hotel Luxury bed sheets for the 3rd time this week!

by Devon McIntyer July 28, 2019

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