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Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.
Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022
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chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.
Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!
by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022
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Chubby Rupert

The sexual act of masturbation with a hot dog bun, where you insert "the meat" (penis or labia) betwixt the bun. Provide your own sauce.
Ooooh, I've got some spare buns for later, so I can have a good 'ol Chubby Rupert, hold the mustard.
by Joanna Cuddle October 7, 2023
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Chubby Lubby

Term for a extremely obese person names Lewis
Lewis is so fat. Chubby lubby alert!
by Jizzabelle.knobs March 2, 2024
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chubby sushi

A very chubby happy baby or puppy rolled up in a blanket like sushi
That bzbh is a chubby sushi!!!
by Girldadthedokidoki June 6, 2022
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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Chubby Fingers

If a person has 'chubby fingers' then it is implied that that person is a gossip and can't help but sticking his fingers where they belong, usually making the situation worse. Note; a person with metaphorical chubby fingers does not specifically need to be chubby for the phaser to be valid.
Gary: Oh did you hear Jake was the one who told Alex I was cheating on her?

Pete: No way! That asshole has definatly got Chubby Fingers
by Jason Merry April 25, 2017
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