Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019

Chris

Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.

-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris

by McDuggle December 18, 2018

Chris

Gay

Chris is gay

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Chris

The king of the gays. He will do anything to ruin your life.

Chris tried to hurt me.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

Chris

Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.

Chris is amazing but sometimes a loser

by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018

Chris

A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat

Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit

by Venixzzy October 11, 2018

Chris

If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit

Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.

by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 3, 2017