Cheetos

What 92% of kids will die off of.

He eats 1 bag of cheetos every hour, he will eventually die.

by damagedloser June 20, 2017

Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.

Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.

by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020

Cheeto Fingers

Someone has these fingers if they are an aspiring donald trump or trumpie

Person 1: *is done eating cheetos with Cheeto Fingers*
Person 2: soon you're gonna want to build a wall and go psycho
SIDE NOTE- FUCK DONALD TRUMP

by jsisjdjdj March 8, 2021

Cheeto

Donald Trumps dick.

Ex: "Donald Trumps dick looks like a Cheeto."

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

Stinky Cheeto

When one does one from behind and inserts thumb into butt hole.

Turn around and let me give you a stinky Cheeto.

by Burberry5 February 20, 2019

cheeto

The best legit movement player in CS:GO.

"Wow this cheeto guy is CHEETING LOLXD"

by masle1 December 10, 2021