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Hot Cheeto Girl

Hot Cheeto Girls typically refer to Black or Latinx women (typically middle-high school) who act like they're all that. They, hence, the name, eat hot Cheetos (because it's 90% of their diet) and usually have edges that look like stage curtains. Hot Cheeto Girls have exactly 10 words in their vocabulary and are barely passing whatever grade they happen to be in. Most of them are midgets (based on my personal experience). Their closets consist of dirty Air Forces, the same sweater every day, and bookbags that look like hand-me-downs. Hot Cheeto Girls have a habit of messing of messing with people who haven't done shit to them. They also like doing crappy Tik-Tok dances, and just looove to copy off of people's homework (because doing it's too hard). Most of them use really strong perfume to cover up the fact that they smell like fish and shit. They happen to stay in groups because they're too scary when they're alone. They like insulting people when they don't get what they want.

Random Person: *Minding their own business...*

Also Random Person: *Looks back for about a millisecond.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!

Random Person: No...?

Random Person: *Doing their work.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, CAN I COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK?!?

Random Person: No.

Hot Cheeto Girl: FUCK YOU, HOE!!

Random Person: Fuck you too.

by i eat catholic babies October 17, 2023