by NaLo April 12, 2008
Get the cereal mug.Used to be what the cool kids said in school, but then the nerds took it over. Meaning: Are you serious??
Cool kid: eh mah gawd I saw an adorable guy yesterday in the hall way!!
Nerd: Are you cereal??!
Cool Kid: Don't try to be cool, k?
Nerd: Are you cereal??!
Cool Kid: Don't try to be cool, k?
by Bailsmh January 8, 2009
Get the are you cereal mug.Related Words
1) An inquisitive remark; a way of asking "are you for certain that what you are expressing right now is something that can be trusted?"
2) A confirmation of seriousness.
3) A deep and philosophical question, as in: "Are you sure that you are not f*cking around right now?"
4) An exclamation.
2) A confirmation of seriousness.
3) A deep and philosophical question, as in: "Are you sure that you are not f*cking around right now?"
4) An exclamation.
by Blue Goose December 9, 2008
Get the for cereal mug.by Cereal April 10, 2005
Get the Cereal SwS mug.The belief that one day, Cap'n Crunch will take everybody on his boat to live in a beautiful existence of sugary cereal, sailing on the celestial sea.
Related to the term Cerealist, though not all Cerealists necessarily follow Cerealism.
Related to the term Cerealist, though not all Cerealists necessarily follow Cerealism.
We'll sail to exotic islands and harvest the froot loops from the trees
We'll find the lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
And we will finally truly see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Cerealism!
We'll find the lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
And we will finally truly see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Cerealism!
by riahK March 7, 2011
Get the Cerealism mug.Attention all avid cereal eaters. You may think you have it figured out, eating your favorite brand of cereal the same way every time, but I am here to tell you there is a better way.
There are many different methods to eating cereal. A popular approach is to make a horizontal wall of dry cereal, with the milk covered cereal closest to you. As time goes by this wall of crunchy cereal slowly recedes. Most of the time by the end of the bowl there is a large amount of soggy cereal left at the bottom no matter how careful you are.
With this new revolutionary method known as the "Cereal Eclipse" all your cereal eating problems will be solved. Plus friends will be impressed by unique the eclipse shape.
To pull off this impressive feat it just take a little bit of practice. Start off by making sure to pour the correct amount of milk. Too much and your cereal will be too soggy, too little and there won't be enough milk. Once your cereal is ready use your spoon to horizontally plunge about a third of the cereal (horizontally) into the milk. Eat a good amount of this. Then begin to dig straight into the middle of this wall of cereal, not the sides. As the shape of the wall begins to become circular you will notice there is a large amount of dry, crunchy cereal waiting in reserve along the edge of the far side of the bowl, forming an eclipse shape. As you finish the cereal you can collapse the eclipse and enjoy fresh, non-soggy cereal.
Enjoy.
There are many different methods to eating cereal. A popular approach is to make a horizontal wall of dry cereal, with the milk covered cereal closest to you. As time goes by this wall of crunchy cereal slowly recedes. Most of the time by the end of the bowl there is a large amount of soggy cereal left at the bottom no matter how careful you are.
With this new revolutionary method known as the "Cereal Eclipse" all your cereal eating problems will be solved. Plus friends will be impressed by unique the eclipse shape.
To pull off this impressive feat it just take a little bit of practice. Start off by making sure to pour the correct amount of milk. Too much and your cereal will be too soggy, too little and there won't be enough milk. Once your cereal is ready use your spoon to horizontally plunge about a third of the cereal (horizontally) into the milk. Eat a good amount of this. Then begin to dig straight into the middle of this wall of cereal, not the sides. As the shape of the wall begins to become circular you will notice there is a large amount of dry, crunchy cereal waiting in reserve along the edge of the far side of the bowl, forming an eclipse shape. As you finish the cereal you can collapse the eclipse and enjoy fresh, non-soggy cereal.
Enjoy.
by Tyngsbros November 14, 2011
Get the Cereal Eclipse mug.An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011
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