bum a square

Can you loan me a cigarette?

Ed: Hey man, can I bum a square?
Random: Sure! *Hands over cigarette*

by ilurvbatman November 15, 2013

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Bum Around

to hang out with no particular plan, activity, or location, esp. on stoops or in the streets

The don't have any money either, but we'll meet 'em near the park and just bum around.

by somecrumbbum May 30, 2009

Gladiator Bum

A Bum that knows how to fight and does not have any limits, also known to be constantly drunk and rummaged around dumpsters for a while. A good example of a Gladiator bum is in the controversial film Bumfights.Rufus Hannah was a good example of a gladiator bum he fought his best friend and bum Donnie for $20.00 and a bottle of beer. Rufus is no longer a gladiator bum though because he owns an apartment and has a job. Donnie can also be considered a Gladiator Bum but not as extreme as his friend. Gladiator Bums are also known to get tattoos on them. like Rufus who got "Bumfight" tattooed on his knuckles, and Donnie who get "Bumfights tattooed on his forehead for $200.00 and free B.J. from a dirty crack woman. Never fight a Gladiator Bum because they will defeat and humiliate you.

Damn, Rufus just broke Donnie's leg for a bottle of booze and 20 bucks hes a real Gladiator Bum
Bumfights produced two noteworthy Bums, but Only one prevailed and that was Rufus Hannah aka "Rufus the stunt bum".
To be called a Gladiator Bum is the same as being called Chuck Norris So Rufus the stunt bum was basically the Chuck Norris of Bums.

by Rufus for President 2012 April 26, 2010

Bums Rush

The act of a bar bouncer, security guard, or some authority figure forcibly removing a person (the "bum") from a location by twisting said person's arm behind his back and pushing the forearm skyward while rapidly pushing (rushing) the body toward an exit.

We gave that troublemaker the bums rush and never heard from him again.

by Russel Upsome July 18, 2005

mardy bum

1) A song by the Arctic Monkeys, who are a band from Sheffield, UK. The song is about the lead-singer's ex-girlfriend.

2) A fansite dedicated to the above band - www.mardy-bum.com

3) A collection of mardy and bum, someone who moans when they don't get their own way and yet don't do anything for themselves.

She's a right mardy bum!

by Fred88 August 28, 2008

bum perfume

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell

person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME

by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021