The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"
(significant other approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"
(Kathy approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.
(significant other approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"
(Kathy approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.
by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010
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basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
by shwibby September 16, 2006
Get the boyfriend cleptomaniac mug.A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.
The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".
The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.
The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".
The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.
1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."
2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"
2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"
by Pasqal Veritude June 3, 2008
Get the boyfriend shield mug.The act of changing said hobbies, characteristics, opinions, interests, and views in order to be more appealing to your partner.
Aka : Blending into the background of the relationship to the point of becoming the same sex.
Aka : Blending into the background of the relationship to the point of becoming the same sex.
Girlfriend: I can't wait to go to Europe!
Boyfriend: don't leave me we have so much in common!
Friend: don't be such a boyfriend chameleon, get your balls back!
Boyfriend: don't leave me we have so much in common!
Friend: don't be such a boyfriend chameleon, get your balls back!
by Titty milk 2000 February 5, 2017
Get the Boyfriend chameleon mug.Yoon Jaehyuk from Treasure
by reyreya March 4, 2021
Get the Boyfriend Material mug.When you have the attributes of a typical male in a relationship (but does not necessarily have to be in a relationship, nor applies to the lead role); you start to not care about what the other says or notice any changes in them, asking them to make you sandwiches, or too busy playing video games to notice them.
This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.
However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.
However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
It doesn't mean they don't love you; it means they just don't care about you at the moment.
Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?
Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.
Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.
Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.
-- Later --
Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".
Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?
Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.
Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.
Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.
-- Later --
Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".
Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
by ninjastarburst May 23, 2010
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Elaboration...
1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."
2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.
Elaboration...
1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."
2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.
by Vienna May 5, 2004
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