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The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 9, 2019
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Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot

Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.
Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
by Jimmy me boi April 25, 2019
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Bowling-Ball

Sexual technique where multiple fingers are inserted into the vagina and anus of a girl, but from an angle such as would be used to hold a bowling ball. A slight variation on the shocker.
"I bowling-balled her for a few minutes after I pulled out."

"Oh baby, you know I always get off when you bowling-ball me."

"I bowling-balled her before we even kissed."

"I tried to bowling-ball my girlfriend, but she neglected to tell me she still had a tampon in."

Ted: "Mark, I totally bowling-balled your wife last night."
Mark: "Fuck you, bitch!"
by khol August 14, 2008
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pumpkin bowling

about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!
Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
by timpacalypse October 8, 2005
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Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008
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pot boiling

were a group of women beat up a man and force him to masturbate in front of them all whilst getting kicked
that was a good pot boiling last night
by tubzza January 27, 2009
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