Mr. Boston

An extremely cheap rum, used for two purposes:

1) Keeping it classy.
2) Making it unclassy.

Mr. Boston is best enjoyed with a monocle and tophat.

I bought 3 bottles of Mr. Boston for the same price as Parrot Bay and got just as drunk.

by morningaftershow July 13, 2010

boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard

I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face

by euphemism April 9, 2005

Boston bluff

While driving, the act of entering traffic from a side street, driveway, or parking lot by inching forward into the roadway a few more inches after each passing car has _not_ stopped to let you onto the street -- eventually placing your vehicle so far into the roadway that the next oncoming car _has to_ stop to let you in.

"Dude, it's rush hour -- if you don't use a Boston bluff, we'll never get out of here."

by betablocker47 April 13, 2009

boston citizen

a person who; but is not limited to; responding to your questions and often pretends not to hear what you have to say to keep from speaking.

where the F*CK is fenway stadium?!??!

(tourist asking angerly at the boston citizens)

by myoneandonlydefinition December 13, 2009

Bosticface

When a the face of an unfortunate person, male or female, reminds people of Jeff Bostic, the former Washington Redskins offensive lineman. Someone with Bosticface usually (but not always) sports a headband, a moustache, or both.

Dude, lose the moustache, you're sporting some serious Bosticface right now. And the headband isn't helping either.

by Football Fan76 December 18, 2010

Boston Bubble Bath

The act of shitting in a hot tub, cranking up the heat, then making someone get in it.

I told your mother that if she wanted to get in my pants, she had to let me give her a boston bubble bath.

by Palestinian jewboy May 25, 2011

Boston Forklift

When a man inserts his middle and ring finger in to a woman's vagina then proceeds to lift the woman into the air with with a straight arm.

Hey bro, I'm gonna go on the dance floor and give that girl the Boston Forklift.

by The finnster May 31, 2011