boner count

How many boners a person has caused in their lifetime.

Example:

Kayla: "what do you think her boner count is?"

Erica: "it must be through the roof"

by bonerpatrol1234567 October 1, 2013

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Boner Business

When one intentionally arouses his dick by viewing sexual or repulsive content.

My friend always does boner business in his free time because he loves to arouse his dick.

by Boner Terms September 14, 2017

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boner fuel

Anything that gives a guy cause to have a big fat erection.

There's so much boner fuel in the room that I'll be hard all night.

by guy surrounded by boner fuel January 2, 2008

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After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.

Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

by Bubba Riverwood June 13, 2010

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Boredom Boner

When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.

Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."

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by Me and Mr. Split April 24, 2011

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