Dolores Blumpkin

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."

by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

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Reverse Blumpkin

The act of sucking on a penis while having poop stuffed into your butthole

Reverse Blumpkin the top of the food chain on a sunday night.

by creamybarber July 11, 2018

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The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.

I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.

by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012

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Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

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The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

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Cunty Blumpkin

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.

What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?

by amanblah December 8, 2018

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