Cunty Blumpkin

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.

What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?

by amanblah December 8, 2018

alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

Hurricane Blumpkin

A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job

She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin

by AlysonTellsAll January 7, 2020

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

modified blumpkin

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.

by DJR632 April 19, 2020

frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue

Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin

by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 7, 2023

Rustic Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting

While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.

by TheUrbanSombrero August 3, 2019