Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

Bloody Caesar

Eating out your girl on her period. Also a cocktail comprised of a Bloody Mary and clam juice.

"Went out to the bar with the boys, got a Bloody Caesar. Had another when I got home to the lady."

-Darin Bandsaw

by SirChuckleFuckTheDaft November 15, 2021

Bloody Buckets

When a guy does not want to experience the feels of a female during her time of the month

Girl: You should be happy you're not a female
Boy: what? oh never mind I don't want bloody buckets

by BLITZ0COMMONS0 June 4, 2015

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

bloody mcdougall

A disturbing act involving period sex. When all bloodied up, a guy pulls out and quickly rushes to the girl's face to paint a large line of red down one side. He will often shout "Freedom!" in his best Scottish accent, then run away.

If not for the Bloody McDougall I gave that chick, we would have only needed one towel.

by DB Wyld December 22, 2017

Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020