blammer

A pen or other similar writing implement.

"Set me a blammer, rude bwiyee"

by Whirly April 7, 2005

beamer

one whose drug off choice is crack

Watch out for that beamer.

Don't talk to her, she is beaming.

by Jeditre May 15, 2006

Blazer

A slow Chevy Suv that is made to haul kids to soccer practice. It is driven by people who can't afford Escalades, mostly fat kids who try to act black when they are white.

People like to act tough in these cars, but end up getting chased by gay kids, and end up getting in gangwars. Afterwards they like to go to denny's and toss their salads.

Blazer can also describe people who smoke weed.

The Blazer drives a Blazer...

by wal-mart dude December 27, 2008

beamerphobic

A person who has a fear of BMW's is said to be a beamerpobic.

Chris is beamerphobic dude ! he wont ride in dat !

by hamghetti... September 19, 2008

anal-blazer

1.one who has gone great distances jsut for anal sex

2. good for guys to use when they are having a "wanna know how i know your gay" argument.

3.like blazing a trail, only the trail is anal sex

Bill: dude wanna know how i know your gay

mike: ok, how.

Bill: because your an anal-blazer, you'd search far and wide just to fuck someone in the ass

by the dude that dosent care April 19, 2009

blame shifting reprobate

some one who blames others with out regard for fact.

only a blame shifting reprobate would try to claim the job losses from the 2008 Janesville, Wisconsin GM plant were Barack Obama's fault.

by tom_4099 September 2, 2012

Irish Blame

The way groups of people blame others for their own stupidity or inadequacies. For example, the way the French and Germany blame UK for the all the craps EU, Blacks blaming whites in US, Irish blaming drinking for their problems, Arabs blaming Israel for their chaos and Moslems blaming Christians, Cubans blaming US for the shit of communism and Castro, Africans blaming colonialism instead of holding their leaders into account…say the list can go on forever!

Amanda: Oh why can't U maintain a lasting relationship?

Mandy: Because all my mother-in-laws are shit.

Amanda: stop abusing Irish blame!

by Prosper * December 20, 2007