Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020

bang mode

A sexual, devious, animalistic and erotic mindset whereby the person in bangmode is desirous as to any and all sexual opportunities.

Joe has had a hard week at work. He has announced it is Friday night and therefore he is in bang mode.

by Peadarmurph November 28, 2015

clip banging

to watch many Youtube videos in short succession
Youtube binge watching lots of Youtube

I spent all night clip banging last night, must have been at it for like 3 hours

by bigwillysmallcity March 12, 2019

Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.

Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night

by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

gamma bang

A reference to Marvel's superhero , "Hulk"(Whom received his phenomenal strength through exposure to gamma radiation.), meaning that one is receiving or practicing hardcore, domineering, sexual intercourse with another partner.

"Last night , Johnny took me to his apartment and gamma banged me into next year! It was so intense!"

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Turbo Bang

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

by bhl1677 February 16, 2012

Bing-Bang

A mixture of gasoline and milk, imbibed in desperate straits by hobos with nothing better to do, or for kicks if someone is mean enough to put you up to it. An intense experience,to say the least, so say survivors.

John: "Hey, did you ever drink bing-bang?"
Randy: "Oh no!,... oh Shit!... Oh God! Oh God!!!!"
John: "Did you die?!"
Randy: "Felt like I did..."

by skydog70 January 5, 2006