Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'
A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!
by drone777 December 12, 2013
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Joe Bald Headed Granny

It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…
Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!
by koiboi2 May 17, 2022
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bald head thunder fuck

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.
Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck
by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012
mugGet the bald head thunder fuckmug.
When your hair is leaving you as is your age
My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward
by Big Weiry March 15, 2018
mugGet the Middle aged balding cowardmug.

national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day
by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022
mugGet the national bald filter daymug.

National Bald Headed Day

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*
me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!
by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019
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