Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

Backseat Bender

Having intercourse in the back of a car where the female is bent over the back seat

I banged Abbie in the back seat yesterday, gave her a full backseat bender treatment.

by Daniel Allen Bitches August 21, 2016

backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016

Backseat nigga

One not worthy of sitting in the front seat.

"Get to the back, you a backseat nigga."

by Kosherbvsedqueen September 24, 2016

Backstabber

Former TSM Toplaner Dyrus

Man, what Dyrus did to qt and Dignitas really made him a Backstabber.

by BackyardBooster February 17, 2017

Backseat

The backseat is usually for little kids, immature teens and drunk adults. The backseat is for party's, arguments and socializing and sometimes sex. All around the backseat can be a great place especially on school buses.

Guy 1: let's get to the backseat

Guy 2: yeah I need to show something

Girl: want to see my boobs

Guy 1&2: BACKSEAT RULES!!

by TheMemeGod July 27, 2017

backseat cab

having sex in the backseat of a car

Yo dude last night me and my girl got some backseat cab

by Definitionsslangdefinitions July 31, 2017