A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
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1. Jamarcus is a a real bird ass nigga, he gets upset when i fuck his sister.
2. Jermaine kinda looks like a bird, so he must be a bird ass nigga.
3. "Bird ass nigga, i dont mean to ruffle y'all" -Heart of the city
2. Jermaine kinda looks like a bird, so he must be a bird ass nigga.
3. "Bird ass nigga, i dont mean to ruffle y'all" -Heart of the city
by Matt Arjun July 10, 2007
Get the bird ass nigga mug.A violent sexual act between a male and a female whereby the male places his arm around the head of the female, shapes his fingers into bird or sock puppet like manner, inserts his hand or “Bird” into the naughty bit of the female and finally knees his elbow ferociously to induce a hammer effect.
Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.
Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.
“Yo, dog what’s the go with that girl you’re dating?” “G-unit, I can’t take her seriously I bird hammered her on the second date..” *Lolz* *Hi 5*
“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*
“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*
by Robbie Blaze August 24, 2011
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Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012
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Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.
That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.
That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.
by bird-man May 5, 2008
Get the bird person mug.it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj
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