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ashton

Local dildo dealer, likes fondling with Indian boys, can't play chess
watch out for ashton
by lilgatt January 14, 2023
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Ashton

A person who likes to cosplay as a derogatory transgender female, they may also confide into a box of cum.
by LordKfc February 9, 2023
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Ashton

To say someone is an Ashton is a term meant to describe what happens when more than one extra chromosome is present in the body. Examples of this are an overly large body mass accompanied by partial blindness but above all strange traits to the person such as having attraction towards inanimate objects (such as teddy bears).
Ashton loves big furry bears.
by Ashtontener February 20, 2023
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Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo
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Ashton hall treatment

When a man takes a bottle of Saratoga sparkling water and shoves in into a woman’s ass. The woman is in a ass up position and the bottle has to be opened
Person 1: want to get the Ashton hall treatment?person 2: hell yeah!
by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025
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Ashton Moore

You can’t get Moore of Ashton Moore, he’s looks like he has a pencil shoved up his nose and looks like the polar express nerd. “You know what type of train this is 🤓.”
“You remind me of an Ashton Moore.”
Sybau ts pmo
by Hajajsnnsleleteye April 26, 2025
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