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fiery anus

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.
I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.
by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016
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anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016
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hairy anus

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD
by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018
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vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.
by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017
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Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.
"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"
by cate151 January 28, 2017
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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"
Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..
by product_owner December 7, 2022
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