A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.
by Test Subject and inventor January 18, 2006
by zach crouch and jackson carr May 09, 2008
When you are doing doggy style during sex, you reach over and grab hold of the womens shoulders. After you tell her you have Aids or STD's and you ride her untill she can get you off, looking like an angry bull.
When Billy told his girlfriend Shelby he had Aids during doggy style she tried to fight him off looking like a angry bull.
by Phillip Rosen B April 15, 2008
Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.
GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left
by el-dday January 14, 2007
by T1T4Nium 5p0rK March 16, 2007
A angry pomeranian is known as Katsuki Bakugo, boom boom boi, dynamite, lord explosion murder, and daddy.
Person A: Dude I'm inlove with an angry pomeranian.
Person B: oh you mean katsuki Bakugo
Person A: yes
Person B: oh you mean katsuki Bakugo
Person A: yes
by ikinyoonbum December 28, 2020
When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.
So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.
by Lord Stanley April 23, 2009